When I was in college I was told by my friends that I was a “perfectionist.”They said I had perfect teeth, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect complexion, perfect eyes, perfect teeth and perfect mouth.This was not just any old compliment.They said, “You’re a perfectionist.You’re a real woman!”I was so confused.When I came home and told […]
By now you’ve probably heard of the “penis emoji,” but if you’re like me, you’re still trying to figure out what it means.(I am.)I’ve always had a weird obsession with the emoji, and I’m always in search of ways to add them to my daily life.Now, thanks to a friend who’s a pornographer and a […]